某地看到的发言
"Scrum is a cancer," and the Internet had thoughts about it.
After 3,400 replies, I learned a few things:
First, the most common jobs among the people who told me I was wrong were "Agile Coach" and "Scrum Master." They feel very strongly in favor of Scrum, but I'm not sure why.
Second, Scrum can't fail because Scrum is whatever you want Scrum to be. There's no right way to do Scrum, so if it doesn't work for you, you aren't as bright as you thought you were.
Third, Scrum isn't agile, except when it is. But it's much better than Waterfall, except when it isn't. And it's better than nothing and everything at the same time.
Fourth, many people got triggered by my comparison of Scrum and communism. They say communism is great but recognize they have never lived in a communist society. They keep mentioning this book they read and how every person who shed blood under communism was "doing communism wrong."
Finally, by far, most people hate Scrum with passion.
No matter how you look at it, Scrum is a failure.
“Scrum 是一种癌症，” 互联网对此进行了思考。
在 3400 次回复后，我学到了一些东西：
首先，在告诉我我错了的人中，最常见的工作是 “敏捷教练” 和 “Scrum Master”。他们强烈支持 Scrum，但我不知道为什么。
第二，Scrum 不能失败，因为 Scrum 是您希望 Scrum 成为的任何东西。没有正确的方法去做 Scrum，所以如果它对你不起作用，你就不会像你想象的那样聪明。
第三，Scrum 不是敏捷的，除非它是敏捷的。但它总比瀑布好得多，除非它不是，而且它总比什么都没有和一切同时发生都好。
第四，我把 Scrum 和共产主义的比较引发了很多人。他们说共产主义是伟大的，但认识到他们从来没有生活在共产主义社会。他们不断提到他们读过的这本书，以及每一个在共产主义下流血的人是如何 “做错了共产主义的”。
最后，到目前为止，大多数人都以激情憎恨 Scrum。
不管你怎么看，Scrum 都是个失败。
害得我英文从头看到尾，居然后面有中文翻译？
90% 的公司做的 scrum 都是质量的灾难.
